shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com

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me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

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zackisontumblr:

*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*

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kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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